Exhibitionist in Someone Else's Front Yard to the Toilet

Did the doorbell just ring or did I mishear and no one comes? Since I like to lie naked in bed with my friend in this weather, I first look through the window on the veranda and then carefully go into the front garden. Not that your neighbors will get a shock - when there's a fat, hairy naked man with a cute penis walking around in the fresh air in the morning. I then carefully go into the front yard. Not that your neighbors will get a shock - when there's a fat, hairy naked man with a cute penis walking around in the fresh air in the morning. I look briefly at the path in front of the courtyard entrance and then I notice that my bladder is squeezing me. So off to the toilet to pee. An absolute blessing to empty your full bladder with urine. Get dressed now and let the day take its course.